Penny Arcade knows me too well...

This is what Slippery Jonsin intends to do!

Every great thief has to start somewhere. And by somewhere I mean grabbing everything that isn't nailed down. Scratch that I'll take the nails and whatever they held down too!

Thank you Penny Arcade for another great comic.



source of picture: http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/11/14

Coming soon to a blog near you!

I'm sure he will be fine...

Alright everyone so this is my first blog post for the misadventures of my already fabled, yet not created Skyrim character: Slippery Jonsin. I have chosen to not get Skyrim until December 14th, when my semester of college is finished and I then have all of winter break to play. If I didn't decide to do that I might have ended up like one of my friends who played 60 hours in the first 3 days (that's 72 hours folks).

So more about this fictitious god of Skyrim, Slippery Jonsin. He is a master thief in every aspect of the title. Also probably one of the worst Dragonborn ever known as well, seeing as he has never slayed a dragon. He is determined to become the greatest thief in all of Skyrim. So great that he can simply walk up to a Jarl and take the shirt off of his back without him noticing. Slippery Jonsin will be the richest man in the land and have a foothold in every business that seeks to make profit in Skyrim. Who knows? Maybe some day Slippery Jonsin will decide to actually follow the plot of the game and do a quest or two... or just steal more stuff to add to the collection...

Remember: If Slippery Jonsin would do it... You probably shouldn't